We have a restaurant here in Nashville known as The Smiling Elephant. It's a great place to eat and relax. I was obliged to eat lunch there the other day while my pet Guinea pig was at the vet's down the street being neutered.
I'm not adverse at trying new places to eat and I'll be the first to admit I don't know a thing about Thai food.
For my drink, I ordered Lemon Grass tea. That sounded pretty straightforward to me---might taste like funny lemonade, and I thought it was worth a try. The tea was almost to my liking. It tasted more like grass than lemon and could have used a sweetener, but what-the-hey, I was savoring the experience by putting on-airs at a fancy restaurant while my Guinea pig was down the street, being "altered".
For my entree, I ordered the special. I can't pronounce the name of the dish but it had a couple of "moo's" in it. This didn't make a lot of sense to me because the dish was mostly curried pork over rice. Why would a pork dish have the word moo in its name? Pigs don't moo, that would be a cow, or beef--not pork. The K-something moo C-something moo came with half a barbequed egg and I'm not kidding. The explanation of the dish as described on the menu included one-half of a barbequed egg. I asked the waiter which half of the egg they used. He replied, "the right half". I then asked him what they did with the other half. Sensing that he was on the spot here to come up with another witty answer, a glint came to his eye and he came back with "we use it in another dish".
He was on a roll, I was too, so I asked him, "How do you barbeque an egg?"
At night," he said. "That way, it won't slip through the grill."
At this point the conversation was getting a little too weird for me, so I just let his last comment slide. If I made him mad by saying something I shouldn't, he might consider spitting in my moo pork and half a barbequed egg on the side, dish. I didn't want to take the chance. There are a few people in the world you don't want to make mad and your waiter is one of them. Your barber is another. I could think of a few more--------but someone would have to buy me a beer, first.
If you're ever in Nashville and want to "Thai-one-on" so to speak, The Smiling Elephant is your place.
Allen Benson